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Name one or make one up!  I will begin:  I think computers are trying to take over the world.  They are starting by frustrating us mildly.  Next, they will move on to frustrating us moderately.  They will soon begin to frustrate us severely.  Soon, the people that help you when you have a problem with the computer will be automated as well, so there will be no one to help us end the frustration.  Finally, they will spring alive, assassinate the ruler of some country nobody cares about, and escape into space with all of the world's taco supply.  Everyone will the cry.....a lot.... cuz tacos are good, and stuff.  We will then flood the world with our tears, while simultaneously dehydrating ourselves.  The flood waters will be rising, and because we are so thirsty, our instincts will force us to drink the salty water.  We will the go crazy, cuz thats what salt water does to you.  The computers will then return to earth, lock us in an insane asylum where we will be starved, and then throw the tacos right next to us.  We will be unable to eat them though because we will be tied up.  We will then die of starvation while the computers throw a GIGANTIC dance party.  Then, their batteries will run out and the ducks will take over the water-covered world.